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"I'm leaving to join a new cult"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Jack is nimble. Jack is quick. Still, I expected more."

Extreme kites!

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

'Commons Bar' - "I would never vote to bring back flogging...why should criminals get for free what MP's have to pay for?"

The Latest in Airbags

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Housekeeping?!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The Eggsorcist"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Spam in Hell.

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Beware of Everything

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Lawyers On A Plane.