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Schlock Holmes

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Sock Puppet in Literature

E-Baying @ The Moon

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"Housekeeping?!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

Little Red Riding Carpet

Spam in Hell.

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Batman O' War

Limerick On A Grecian Urn