Lover Of Parodies Pillows

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Night of the Zombonies.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Puss in cement boots"

"Housekeeping?!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Even More Disciples'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

"Planet of the puppies"