Literary Parody Lover Pillows

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

"I don't have to mask up, Sam I am?"

Life of Pie

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Batman O' War

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

State of the Union

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

Fearless Frog Part 10

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 5

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.