Literary Parody Pillows

'Ratty! Moley! You'll be pleased to hear I've finally found something more exciting than the motor car - crack cocaine!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Alternative fielding positions

"Puss in cement boots"

"Housekeeping?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Can't Touch This

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet