Parody Pillows

'It's a copyright thing.'

"The ONE Day I Don't Put On Clean Underwear"

Tactless Abe

'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'

"...and now for some superduper funtastic team bonding games!"

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

Additions to the Rainbow Curriculum

NSA is coming to town.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The last Easter

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

'Santa's blotto.'

The Decoded Fashion Statements of Rhonda Perlmutter III

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Self-Help Books For The Newly Dead

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Trump Looney Tunes

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Truther Goose Poems

"We need less cowbell!"

"Nobody thinks you're Bob Dylan."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Do me next."

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Adult Absence Notes.

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

Your Palm