Parody Stories Pillows

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Housekeeping?!"

Alternative fielding positions

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Can't Touch This

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet