Literary Parodist Pillows

Bad Children's Book #68 - The Very Hungry Tapeworm.

"On the other hand, Holmes - maybe you're just completely stoned."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Housekeeping?!"

Alternative fielding positions

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"The Eggsorcist"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

The Pink Bantha

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Can't Touch This

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."