Literary Parody T-Shirts

'Ratty! Moley! You'll be pleased to hear I've finally found something more exciting than the motor car - crack cocaine!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Do me next."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Night of the Zombonies.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Housekeeping?!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Alternative fielding positions

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Puss in cement boots"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Pink Bantha

Can't Touch This

"The Just Me Band"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet