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A storm strikes the Chesapeake and Steve finds himself marooned on the island of random thoughts.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Housekeeping?!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Puss in cement boots"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Alternative fielding positions

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'