Lovers Of Parody Pillows

Vampire mailman.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Gogglebollox.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Coping with Normalcy

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

'Dear Sir. Not much a letter, is it?'

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"...that isn't your Porsche ignition key. You got that off a tin of corned beef."

Snobbish man asking boy to take of his hat

Muskratatouille