Lovers Of Parody Prints

Vampire mailman.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

The Family Joules: Part 16

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Jack in the box on strike.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

The Mafia Goes Green.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Gogglebollox.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Coping with Normalcy

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

'Dear Sir. Not much a letter, is it?'

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

". . . and now, someone who needs no introduction. . ."

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"...that isn't your Porsche ignition key. You got that off a tin of corned beef."

Snobbish man asking boy to take of his hat

Muskratatouille