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'Man, they sure know how to twist the knife.'

"Make the empire great again!"

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009

Fearless Frog Part 12

Atomic Bear: Part 4

Atomic Bear: Part 8

Atomic Bear: Part 12

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Four

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'It's a cookbook!'

". . . And what would you say is the reason for this 'Siege Mentality' you've developed?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Zombie standup

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Easter Island legs

Love at First Sight

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Cat box"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."