Mimic Aficionado Pillows

'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"Extreme miming"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

Desert Island BBQ

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Bribes for Jabs

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'