Satire Aficionado Pillows

IRS: You are here - arrow points to taxes, in between birth and death.

"But how do you know for sure you've got power unless you abuse it?"

'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands?'

"Men's brains are heavier than women's brains!"

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

Gramma Police: 'Will work four food.'

'I appreciate the grovelling Whitworth, but don't lick my shoes - it ruins the leather!'

"You had me at ole."

Canadian Lemmings

"You do you."

"You'll see, this is going to cause real trouble."

One Size Fits All

"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."

'Okay, you can have freedom of speech, but watch your language!'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'Now that's scary!'

"Your skin is enlarged."

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

Yellow snow is also snow.

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I'd hate to give up being an independent contractor.'

'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

The Freudian Slip Shop.

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Pharmacy: 'It's a real miracle drug! It hasn't been recalled once by the FDA in 20 years on the market.'

"I'm afraid your dental plan does not cover tusks."

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

Santa running for office: 'At last, a politician we can trust!'

Grumpy old man kicking exclamation mark.

'What you have to understand, Ms. Titmus, is your glass ceiling is my glass floor.'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'I'm following him on Twitter.'

'Actually, I'm a middleman.'