Satirical Aficionados Pillows

'Okay, then, I want to die after men stop acting like selfish jerks.'

'Why not? His last request was to sit in my chair.'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Life is for the birds.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Lesser known greek gods,

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

Bribes for Jabs

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?