Prank Aficionado Pillows

"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."

Spiro & Pusho's attempt to move a piano meets with disaster.

"Attention, please: We are now offering $100 travel vouchers to any ticketholders able to fit more than twenty jumbo marshmallows in their mouth at one time."

"It's Albert's revamped version of the old 'arrow through the head' gag, but it still needs a bit of work."

"Why do they do that?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

What's normal?

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

When clowns are hunting.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Only Clowns

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Photobooth Photobomb

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.