Prank Caller Aficionado Pillows

When I answered the phone and you said, 'Have you checked the children?' I thought it was som creepy prank-call, Esmerelda. But then I remembered... 'Oh! The oven!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'The King of what?'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Photobooth Photobomb

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

We're With Stupid

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Revenge of the Mice

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Clown Watercooler

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

Newest items from the cooler image

Up your end.

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.