Phone Prank Enthusiast Pillows

"Another one of those heavy breathers dear?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Barnyard humor.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Up your end.

Revenge of the Mice

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

"The answer is NO!"

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'