Phone Pranksters Pillows

Hi, this is Donald Trump. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to tell you I'm running for president. Ok. Have a good time. What do you mean "have a good time"? Is that supposed to be some sort of backhanded insult? Are you not taking me seriously? Well guess what, idiot, the feeling is entirely mutual. House of Java Cybercafe. Wait ... What? What just happened? Play dumb if you want, loser. it's probably why you're not as rich as I am.

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

'You must have the wrong number - I don't even have a phone!'

'It's the Funeral March. Pretty cool, huh?'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

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"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Back to the Holidays

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

A frat party at an online university

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"So there's this big Mother...."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

'It's for you.'