Phone Pranker Pillows

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Hamlet meets autocorrect

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

A frat party at an online university

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'It's for you.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

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