Phone Prankster Enthusiast Pillows

Phone: 'The number you have reached has been changed and will change again if you don't leave us alone!'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'It's the simple things.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

Hoax Ethnic Food