Phone Prankster Enthusiast Prints

Phone: 'The number you have reached has been changed and will change again if you don't leave us alone!'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Computer operator welding machine.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'It's the simple things.'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.