Mobile Phone Prankster Prints

'For safety reasons we recommend that you use traditional ringing tones when programming your phone,'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Teddy Time Bears

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Clown Skis.