Phone Prank Enthusiast Prints

"Another one of those heavy breathers dear?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Up your end.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Revenge of the Mice

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

'I've had my eye on you, Thompson.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.