Phone Misuse Prankster Pillows

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Hamlet meets autocorrect

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

'It's for you.'

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

'Don't worry Honey there isn't anyone for miles!'

"It's a smart refrigerator that requires a password to open it. They always use one of our names. Their lack of creativity has finally caught up with them."