Phone Pranks Enthusiast Pillows

Armstrong, have you seen my phone? Indeed I have, minion. I've trained the caf

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

When clowns are hunting.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Revenge of the Mice

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Up your end.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Hit Me

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'I've had my eye on you, Thompson.'

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

"The answer is NO!"