Phone Pranks Enthusiast Mugs

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Barnyard humor.

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Up your end.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Revenge of the Mice

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Hit Me

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'I've had my eye on you, Thompson.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"The answer is NO!"