Prank Call Enthusiasts Pillows

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Photobooth Photobomb

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

We're With Stupid

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

"Happy birthday!"

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Up your end.

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"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Clown Watercooler

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Revenge of the Mice