Prank Call Artist Pillows

"Hi, my name's Mike. I'm calling from the Government to let you know your Social Security Number has been suspended..."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Cold caller.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Tank color choices.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'It's for you.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

"Student unicorn"

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Mime Prison

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

Whistling

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

That tom cat's spraying up the wall again

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"This perfect present can't disappoint anybody because you buy it, wrap it in and throw it away."

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