Prank Enthusiast Pillows

Iced drink antidote

'I am going to close my eyes and cover my ears. I expect the student who took my chair, my desk and my chalkboard to bring them back.'

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'I keep hoping it's an April Fool!'

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

'Hey...pull my finger.'

Are you the technician's assistant responsible for this X-ray?'

"You must be the substitute teacher."

'What'll it be...'

'You and your 'Hey, don't worry, the King is going to love this April Fool's joke'...'

"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"

'Which one of you jokers sent the new lad out to buy a left-handed spanner?'

'I don't think that's a good idea, Ralph.'

Will let you go, 85 cents.

Pranking an Introvert

Dog sniffing another dogs behind get farted on.

'All we need is something that dissolves superglue.'

"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Attack of the dreaded pantsing sharks.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Perfect Summer day! Let's go and ruin their day at the beach..."

'Ok, who threw that?'

'Ha! Fake out!'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

The Dri-Towel Sales Office: Ring and Enter.

"What did I learn in school today, I learned my teacher has no sense of humor."

1609: Soon after inventing the telescope, Galileo goes on to invent the practical joke.

'No one told me it was a gay rugby match they dared me to streak at.'

Devil climbing up ladder to reach an angels and light a match between his toes.

'Your tri-sodiac magnetoid is anti fibrilated. Only joking I just made that up.'