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'I am going to close my eyes and cover my ears. I expect the student who took my chair, my desk and my chalkboard to bring them back.'

'All of our guests are required to wear Groucho safety glasses.'

"Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service representatives are kidding around and throwing paper airplanes at each other."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

On the eve of her 40th birthday, Jeff dyes Mindy's hair grey while she sleeps.

'I keep hoping it's an April Fool!'

'Hey...pull my finger.'

"You must be the substitute teacher."

Are you the technician's assistant responsible for this X-ray?'

'This is the last time I leave my blueprints where my kid can get his hands on them.'

'What'll it be...'

'You and your 'Hey, don't worry, the King is going to love this April Fool's joke'...'

Seriousness Institute.

"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."

Dog sniffing another dogs behind get farted on.

'Which one of you jokers sent the new lad out to buy a left-handed spanner?'

Will let you go, 85 cents.

Pranking an Introvert

'All we need is something that dissolves superglue.'

Hotel California

"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"

'I don't think that's a good idea, Ralph.'

Woman in office bombarded by paper airplanes flying through window.

"What did I learn in school today, I learned my teacher has no sense of humor."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Guess who?'

Attack of the dreaded pantsing sharks.

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

1609: Soon after inventing the telescope, Galileo goes on to invent the practical joke.

Devil climbing up ladder to reach an angels and light a match between his toes.

April Fool's Day On Mount Rushmore.

'No one told me it was a gay rugby match they dared me to streak at.'

'Are you sure your grandpa REALLY got your nose?'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"