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'Preston, if you're making faces at me, save it for the Halloween party.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Clown God

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."