Prank Lovers Pillows

"Thomas! Did Judas put you up to that?"

"In preparation for landing. Please turn off your phones, raise your tray tables, turn your pockets inside out and lift your feet 3 inches off the ground."

Another myth de-bunked.

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

"Ta-da!"

"Alright, you guys....what's so goddamn funny?"

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

And the 'Baby Bandit' strikes again.

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Dog steals toupee.

Budget 3D TVs - A Con-artist trying to sell fake 3D TVs with Fish Mobiles suspendedmounted to the TVs creating a false 3D effect.

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will ya?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Photobooth Photobomb

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Barnyard humor.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Tartar sauce.