Prankster Aficionados Pillows

"Is he still playing?"

'The number you have dialled is your own, you will be billed a $25.00 moron charge.'

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Clown God

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Photobooth Photobomb

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Barnyard humor.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

'That's for false alarms...'

Revenge of the Mice

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Up your end.