Prankster Aficionados Gifts

"Is he still playing?"

'The number you have dialled is your own, you will be billed a $25.00 moron charge.'

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Barnyard humor.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Tartar sauce.

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'That's for false alarms...'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.