Prankster Aficionado Gifts

clown trophies

'WOW, your car has got a filigree, highly sensitive and extremely expensive engine, sir! Would you please give me the hammer? HAHA, just kidding!'

Tattoo artist to man: 'I specialize in 'kick me' tattoos.'

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

Sock drawer.

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Clown God

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

When clowns are hunting.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Thumbing a Lift.

Photobooth Photobomb

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."