Phone Prank Fans Pillows

'Sorry - wrong number.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Doggie Bowl Drill

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Five minutes everybody.

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

'It's for you.'

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

"Did you have anything to do with the lawn sprinklers coming on?!"

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'Stupid telebarketers.'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Ted's confidence quickly fades.

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).