Phone Prank Fans Pillows

'Sorry - wrong number.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Doggie Bowl Drill

Five minutes everybody.

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'It's for you.'

'As part of the green revolution, our report cards were printed on biodegradable paper...'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

No, I distinctly heard a "soo-wee" ringtone.

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

'Stupid telebarketers.'

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

"Did you have anything to do with the lawn sprinklers coming on?!"

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Ted's confidence quickly fades.

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."