Musical Prank Fan Pillows

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Mikado

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Sock Puppet in Literature

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Spam in Hell.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Stupid Cupid.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

The Second Fall of Man.r

Lawyers On A Plane.

Musical Note Nail

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"