Musical Pranksters Pillows

At night - snake charmer.

Muscle Music.

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

Looking for a cool cat.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"I think we both know who did it...."