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At night - snake charmer.

Muscle Music.

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

Looking for a cool cat.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"Hey—no cheating!"