Artistic Pranksters T-Shirts

How did it go, Doc? I'm not the doctor, I'm the painter.

Tank color choices.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I think we both know who did it...."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows