Artistic Prankster T-Shirts

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Guess what we learned in screen printing class today?'

Weather report.

'Shelf portrait'

'We've got you, thanks to this cross that Bobby just drew.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.