Absurdist Prankster T-Shirts

'George...George! Have you seen the fly-spray anywhere?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I could eat you.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Teddy Bear