Paranormal Prankster T-Shirts

Boo'ed on stage.

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Scary stuff

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"