Paranormal Prankster Pillows

Boo'ed on stage.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Scary stuff

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I could eat you.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.