Magical Prankster Pillows

"And then voilà! The same leaf you just raked up!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Teddy Bear

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.