Magical Prankster Pillows

"And then voilà! The same leaf you just raked up!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'