Fun Prankster Pillows

'Before you open the basket, play this horn.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.