Practical Prankster Pillows

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.