Professional Prankster Pillows

'He came in for an interview 3 hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

The last 'take your mother to work' day.

Ringing Briefcase.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

Avoid, Liabilities, Assets.

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'